The Official Portsmouth 2013 calendar might only be a fortnight old, but from the 12 players pictured on it, only 3 of them remain on their rosters

The St Mary’s crowd got a bit more than they bargained for during the half-time relay race as the victorious Father Christmas managed to comically split his trousers mid-celebration to exhibit his backside to the 31,000-strong St Mary’s crowd.

Chelsea's Crowded Midfield