England and Tottenham player Kyle Walker sucking in 'hippy crack' from a balloon during a night out in June

Kolo Toure offers to change his name for Liverpool fan who got wrong tattoo

Kolo Toure has kindly offered to change his name to console the dozy Liverpool fan who had the defender’s name wrongly tattooed on his foot.

"@JoshKillner: Can't believe @domjpearson made The Metro with his 'Kolo Touro' tattoo. #ladmetro.co.uk/2013/09/04/doh…" I will change my name— Kolo Toure (@KoloKolotoure28)September 05, 2013

Everton’s grand unveiling of new signing Gerard Deulofeu ended up going sour this week – after they spelled his name wrong on the back of his shirt.

Gareth Bale shirts for sale on OFFICIAL Real Madrid website

The official Real Madrid online store was listing Gareth Bale shirts as being on sale on Thursday.

Clicking on the 'shop by player' option on Real Madrid's website listed the names of players you can get printed on the back of your replica shirt. Underneath the top player, Ozil, number 10, was the name of Gareth Bale with his preferred number 11.

Real Madrid shirts with Gareth Bale's name and number on the back appear in Gibraltarian shops

Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna Endures Horrible Landing Against Aston Villa

Morecambe have sold only four tickets for Saturday's League Two match at Portsmouth.

Advance ticket sales are being handled by Pompey rather than Morecambe in the build-up to the game.

A pay-on-the-day option is also available to visiting supporters making the journey from Lancashire.

At present, however, the Blues ticket office are reporting just four have been sold.

Of those, one is for a wheelchair user, who will be located in the disabled section in the front of the Fratton end.

Schoolboy Bournemouth fan Charlie Silverwood was given a signed Real Madrid shirt after a Cristiano Ronaldo free-kick hit him and broke his wrist in two places.

Yeovil Town have jumped firmly on the royal baby bandwagon, taking the novel approach of announcing the loan signing of Alan Tate from Swansea on an easel apparently outside their stadium.

Aston Villa welcomed the royal baby with his first football kit with ‘HRH 1′ printed on the back

Newly signed Manchester City players Alvaro Negredo, Stevan Jovetic and Jesus Navas

Stoke City fan stages ‘Hughes out’ protest before he is even appointed

If not Jose Mourinho next year, then Eva Carneiro for Chelsea manager?

Taribo West 'was 40 when he said he was 28', claims former Partizan Belgrade chief

'He joined us saying he was 28. We only later found out he was 40, but he was still playing well so I don’t regret having him on the team,' Zecevic said.

Oldham ban shirt swapping against Everton

Manchester United have signed Howard Webb and his assistants

The Official Portsmouth 2013 calendar might only be a fortnight old, but from the 12 players pictured on it, only 3 of them remain on their rosters

The St Mary’s crowd got a bit more than they bargained for during the half-time relay race as the victorious Father Christmas managed to comically split his trousers mid-celebration to exhibit his backside to the 31,000-strong St Mary’s crowd.

Chelsea's Crowded Midfield

David Villa back to his lethal best

David Villa has marked his return to action by leaving goalkeeper Jose Manuel Pinto with a bruised arm following a pre-season training session.

Jose Manuel Pinto reveals the mark on his arm which was signed by David Villa